The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get throughContinue reading “Funny of the Day: Drivers”
Decisions, decisions, decisions. Is it better to be word perfect or better to get attention?
This is especially funny to me because one Christmas, my sister and I (we were always treated as twins although we were 18 month apart) both received painted cookie tins filled with sewing supplies. Now I think it’s a great gift. At the time, not so much.
A Pastor rears chickens on Church premises, and one evening a rooster, also known as a cock, went missing. In Church the next day, the Pastor asked – “who has a cock?” All the men stood up. He said – “No, I mean who has seen a cock?” All the women got up. Pastor –Continue reading “Funny of the Day: The Pastor’s Cock”
I do like the feel and taste of bacon in my mouth……