I can beat that.. I’m I Used To Rush Home From School To Watch New Episodes of Dark Shadows Years Old. The original Dark Shadows…the really cheesy one, not the remake with Johnny Depp.
Category Archives: Humor
They Came For Rudy
“Federal agents raided Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan home and office Wednesday, seizing computers and cellphones in a major escalation of the Justice Department’s investigation into the business dealings of former President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer. Giuliani, the 76-year-old former New York City mayor once celebrated for his leadership after 9/11, has been under federal scrutiny forContinue reading “They Came For Rudy”
Um….
… I do have one question. How the hell did he get up there?????
Fun Store Names
TMI Tuesday: April 27 2021: Groovy Man
1. Are you ready to go? Where are you going? Using the words from Paint Your Wagon’s “I’m On My Way”: Where am I goin’? I don’t know Where am I headin’? I ain’t certain All I know Is I am on my way When will I be there? I don’t know When will IContinue reading “TMI Tuesday: April 27 2021: Groovy Man”
The Right to Be Wrong
I’m This Many Old
George Carlin’s Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six andContinue reading “I’m This Many Old”
Things to Ponder
And we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway. Sit in the waiting room and wait in the sitting room. When you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo. Your nose runs and your feet smells. Why do you put suits inContinue reading “Things to Ponder”
