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Funny of the Day: Drivers

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get throughContinue reading “Funny of the Day: Drivers”

TMI Tuesday: May 18, 2021: Nice ‘n Dirty

1. Your first night out after covid19 lock-down and you catch a friend making a drunken pass at your significant other. Which of the following most mirrors your feelings or thoughts? a. Ignore it, they are drunk off their ass. b. Alcohol is a truth serum, true feelings come out and this false friend isContinue reading “TMI Tuesday: May 18, 2021: Nice ‘n Dirty”

Funny of the Day: Dirty Wife

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is aContinue reading “Ponderisms”

Did You See The Sign On That Truck????

You Can Tell You Are Old When…

I can beat that.. I’m I Used To Rush Home From School To Watch New Episodes of Dark Shadows Years Old. The original Dark Shadows…the really cheesy one, not the remake with Johnny Depp.

They Came For Rudy

“Federal agents raided Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan home and office Wednesday, seizing computers and cellphones in a major escalation of the Justice Department’s investigation into the business dealings of former President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer. Giuliani, the 76-year-old former New York City mayor once celebrated for his leadership after 9/11, has been under federal scrutiny forContinue reading “They Came For Rudy”

Um….

… I do have one question. How the hell did he get up there?????

Fun Store Names

TMI Tuesday: April 27 2021: Groovy Man

1. Are you ready to go? Where are you going? Using the words from Paint Your Wagon’s “I’m On My Way”: Where am I goin’? I don’t know Where am I headin’? I ain’t certain All I know Is I am on my way When will I be there? I don’t know When will IContinue reading “TMI Tuesday: April 27 2021: Groovy Man”