Oh, god… I’m dying…. A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the womanContinue reading “Funny of the Day: The Knob”
I can beat that.. I’m I Used To Rush Home From School To Watch New Episodes of Dark Shadows Years Old. The original Dark Shadows…the really cheesy one, not the remake with Johnny Depp.
George Carlin’s Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six andContinue reading “I’m This Many Old”
I don’t drink coffee, which is weird to a lot of people since I was born and raised in Seattle, the birthplace of Starbucks. I’ve never been a big fan of alcoholic drinks either, not beer or wine and only occasionally mixed drinks. But I do drink a lot of tea; both herbal and teaContinue reading “Drinking Tea”
And what is your definition of self love? It could be body acceptance. It could caring for yourself physically. It could be solo sex and masturbation. My view on self love is all three. It took me a long time to get there for any of them. I still struggle with body acceptance. Most ofContinue reading “What’s Your View on Self Love?”
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.3. No one expects you to run – anywhere.4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.7.Continue reading “THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 70”