1. Fill in the blank. If _____ were bigger, I would like it.
My bank account. I could do anything then.
2. Fill in the blank. Oh baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?
Cuff my hands behind my back, strip me naked and spank my ass. Is that too much?
3. If you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history but you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life, after that week, would you do it? (This question was previously submitted by a TMI Tuesday blogger)
No. I don’t think I could live with a fish head. A fish tail as a mermaid, maybe. I can’t walk anyway, being a mermaid would be sexier.
4. What part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?
My ass. Touches of all kinds excite me.
5. What is the most desperate thing you have done for sex?
Asked my best friend to find me a date. It was a dismal failure. She convinced him to tell her all of the sordid details of our night together and taunted me with it all. Not much of a friend.
Bonus: If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you?
I have always been fascinated with sex workers, prostitutes and soiled doves for a long time. I have fantasized about working at just such a place, so my answer would be yes.