A Pastor rears chickens on Church premises, and one evening a rooster, also known as a cock, went missing.
In Church the next day, the Pastor asked – “who has a cock?” All the men stood up.
He said – “No, I mean who has seen a cock?” All the women got up.
Pastor – “No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?” Half of the women got up.
He said “Oh for goodness sake I mean!! Who has seen my cock?”
All the Choir girls got up.
The Church scattered!